Get Your Eye Bleach Ready

[ranwhenparked]

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3308483149188626/

Anyone else find it a bit strange that this is apparently worth more than an equivalent non-totaled C5? Like, shouldn't it be free, or, barring that, whatever the salvage value is?

[phenotyp]

@ranwhenparked

[sony1492]

@ranwhenparked The person who penned this has carefully ommited it from their resume*

*I hope

[fintail]

@ranwhenparked Is the white sneakers/jorts/tucked in shirt crowd still blowing money like this, or is the price just a hallucination on the part of the seller?

[Highlander]

@ranwhenparked the fuck is that thing?

[barnie]

Please, forgive me for not understanding. Is this a Miata with a 'Vette body kit? Or something like that?

[flatisflat]

@barnie C5 Vette rebodied to mimic a C1 Vette. Now is a C - .

[WhoIsTheLeader]

@flatisflat More like a C1/5

[ranwhenparked]

@fintail A little from column A, a little from column B?

[Wacko]

@ranwhenparked
not having seen any in real life, they do bother me less than these

[HammerheadFistpunch]

@ranwhenparked I feel like this sums it up

"I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint."

Jack handy

[orneryduck]

I can save this.

Meanwhile in Japan...

The Mitsuoka Rock Star

[ranwhenparked]

@orneryduck That's definitely an example of how this can be done right, if your designer has the whole, you know, talent thing.

[Chariotoflove]

@flatisflat

I didn’t even recognize it. That’s horrible.

[Boxer_4]

@orneryduck

Honestly, I wouldn't mind a Mitsuoka Buddy.

[barnie]

@flatisflat Thank you. Damn that thing sure is fugly.

[pip bip]

@ranwhenparked kill it with fire

[SamV8]

@orneryduck said in Get Your Eye Bleach Ready:

Mitsuoka Rock Star

that's got to be the most bearable Mitsuoka I've seen

[PyramidHat]

@wacko Oy.

[Urambo Tauro]

@ranwhenparked ATBGE
(Although I gotta admit, I don't really hate it enough to wholeheartedly declare the "AT" part. The "GE" part cannot be stressed enough!)

[MybirdIStheword]

@ranwhenparked i think this was a company offered conversion at some point

[foghat1981]

somebody in our town has one of these that they always bring to our memorial day parade. meanwhile Kapernick is blasted for disrespecting our troops.......

[i86hotdogs]

I don't hate it? It looks like a generic sports car in a cartoon.

Also, $69k NICE