You never have to worry about PEZ getting stale...

[Chariotoflove]

...because they come that way from the factory.

[RallyDarkstrike]

I'm going to sound really weird...but....I have never even tried PEZ...

[Chariotoflove]

@rallydarkstrike

That is weird. You should go fix that right away.

[Smallbear]

On the one hand, I will not have PEZ disparaged.

On the other hand, you're not entirely wrong...

[Chariotoflove]

@smallbear

It's not a problem, it's a feature.

My PEZ collection spans decades.

[CarsOfFortLangley]

@rallydarkstrike What! Were you not a kid of the 90's! Pez are integral to growing up

[Chariotoflove]

@carsoffortlangley

or refusing to grow up as the case may be.