You never have to worry about PEZ getting stale...
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...because they come that way from the factory.
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I'm going to sound really weird...but....I have never even tried PEZ...
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That is weird. You should go fix that right away.
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On the one hand, I will not have PEZ disparaged.
On the other hand, you're not entirely wrong...
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@rallydarkstrike What! Were you not a kid of the 90's! Pez are integral to growing up
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or refusing to grow up as the case may be.