@2Poor_sh2Furious well, Enzo is dead, And the jeep is mostly operational.

So unless he becomes one of those "28 days later" style fast zombies, I'm probably ok

@ibRAD Brodozers so manly and bootstrappy and self-reliant and tough that they need two spaces to avoid getting their delicate snowflake paint scratched.

@tophercrowder thanks, this page alone is worth the cost of my OppoGold membership.

https://www.graflex.org/related.html

@gmporschenut-also-a-fan-of-hondas

@іди-на-хуй-Влад-formerly-known-as-Distraxi
It's very hard to do technical work whilst wearing a hat with a 4 and a half inch brim...

...that's my excuse, anyway.

@tophercrowder said in What is OPPO's policy on posting nipples?:

Other social media sites have updated their rules.
Is OPPO cool with a few nipple shots?
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LMAO! I got a stern talking to at work because I called them nipples! Turns out, some people were offended by it! They demanded I refer to them as zurks, but it doesn’t roll off the tongue like nipples!

@tophercrowder said in OPPOAfterDark....What would OPPO do? UPDATED!:

I have too, she makes the money.

That completely changes the equations. oh well. You're out of luck! 😉

@tophercrowder brilliant idea. you should offer this as a retro fit kit idea

@ash78 said in Share this heartwarming story about a tagged Wolf's 4k mile journey through 4 states and 2 countries.:

Same deal with beavers. Dude, impressive construction, but I'mma have to shoot you now.

Confirmed member of Team Oregon Duck 🦆

@MidEngine

Edit: Oppo'd

@tophercrowder I remember growing up in Michigan and reading about PCB and other contaminants in the ecosystem and my body. Michigan was the superfund site of the midwest due to it being the New Jersey of the midwest. Meaning that huge amounts of waste were being dumped in rural areas all over the state, due to the lack of witnesses...
My favorite was a stolen semi that was being driven at about 15 mph on a freeway in the Detroit metro area. The Police got a bit of a surprise when it slowed down to a crawl as the driver was about to join his passenger in the afterlife. To make a long story short, the semi, trailer, driver, passenger, and tow truck were all buried in the same toxic waste landfill where the PCB-contaminated cattle were buried. I don't know what they did with the barrels of toxic waste in the trailer, which made the load so deadly when they leaked and started a chemical reaction inside...

@i86hotdogs It's more clearly stated but it's not as funny.

@tophercrowder Well, that reminds me of this little bit of internet lore. I can't believe it's been almost 20 years already.

Warning: NSFW link.

@davesaddiction I mostly like the EVs, anything that could be in an old sci fi movie is ok by me.

@pip-bip I'll ask him

@MM54 said in Big Orange thing is running again...Godd Bless America:

I thought this was going to be a post about SLS

He said "again." Still waiting for the first one.

@DrDanteiii As an avid muckraker journalism fan, I agree, these videos are going to lead to sickness, disability or worse from The Jungle era canned/bottled/jarred food being tested and the cans will be restricted/banned from the market.

@tophercrowder

I once had a car detailed (it must've been cheap), and they Armor-All-ed the hell out of my pedals and rubber floor mat!

Incredibly stupid and unsafe...

@davesaddiction said in What even is wayfair?:

@SantaBarbarian

Like this? 🙄

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Well that would be a great counter-example.

My friend fell in love with these high-grade pepper mills, gorgeous build quality, that she scored an epic deal on. Her whole clan got name-designer-quality pepper mills for a holiday gift.

Jensen, I think.

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@tophercrowder said in OPPOAfterDark...Music and building engines:

I can't do what Pollock did

Feed me enough taco bell and I can...

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@Urambo-Tauro 100 grand..you can get anything in this world by asking

@tophercrowder The only thing I am actually going to be buying from copart is a car to turn into a race car. Neither of these suit my style. Therefore I selected the Reliant Robin so I can drive it around locally for pure joy and to share a quirky car with the rest of the USDM market.

@flatisflat Well, it is right here in there name of the store.

@ttyymmnn said in Sitting in your cubicle trying to run the clock out? Try watching The Tow Trucker!:

@ForSweden

That's why Aldi has those carts that you have to put a quarter in to unlock. Return the cart, get your quarter back. There are no carts in the lot at Aldi because returning the cart is with $0.25.

In Canada our currency is worth so little that we have to use a one dollar coin for a cart. People won’t return it for 25 cents

@bbg2d Yep. I actually did a whole series of posts one Friday for ShopTeacher's benefit.

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These ones, and another one I can't think of at the moment.

@krustywantout first thing you walk in to is obviously the best

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@zipfuel I feel like the situation is entirely possible while this specific email story is fake. If that makes sense. It's just not how people write emails.

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@tophercrowder

@Poor_sh git gud kid /s

corn dogs? 🤔

@MybirdIStheword Don't forget the billing zip code, too.

@Tripper ah, thank you. now i understand.

@farscythe as someone with a passat in getting repaired^^this.

@Vondon302 said in Little did we know....:

@Mr-Ontop It's real close but is it a stick shift diesel?

I'm sure it CAN be!

@pip-bip It's surprising that I haven't. I like fire.

@gamecat235 Maybe if I find a new job I'll be around Engineers. I don't ever bring up cars but I'm happy to correct people when they say some nonsensical shit. Not to be a dick but to keep them from repeating the same wrong information.

@pip-bip institutionalized francophobia smh

@Nick-Hynds ohhhhhh so that's what the joke is, i find it funny however that people took this joke too seriously lol

@SamV8 Wheelies when braking?

I only talk about my GTO being one of 13,600 being bult and sold in 2004 so no low ballers I know what i got (or had? I guess...?)

@pip-bip 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

I hear this song in my sleep from years of playing GTA VC, thanks for the reminder lol.

Lentil soup is good eating, but not my beef replacement.

@Highlander I like my e21s as much as the next guy but that’s a big ask for a tired old car that’s neither an e30 or a 2002

@pip-bip Neat.

@cb said in Dear Sir...Remember Letters to the Editor?:

@tophercrowder What doesn't kill me apparently didn't try very hard.

Careful what you wish for, Sunshine.

@hfv Yeah, I typically drive with a group, but the Trial is tough enough that I try to get it done ahead of time. That way, if it's real bad, I can go in with a minimum car to kneecap 1 CPU driver, then drop out to benefit the others.
But riding with randos drives me nuts.

@tophercrowder said in OPPOAfterDark Forum...The Finest of Oppo Fiction:

Post this in Google Maps 46.368126, -95.635414
I will post a DOTS soon about the treasures held there.

Can't see well enough from the Satellite, but I would be inclined to agree!

Great story too, BTW.

@tophercrowder said in OPPOAfterDark Forum, The Finest in OPPO Fiction:

Not that soccer crap

I feel attacked!! Seriously tho sorry for your peen, pizza face

@ramblinrover

COTD

@beefchips I guess wood is in the mystery bag

@mr-ontop that poor smart car.

@armith-vala same energy

Tesla yoke

@annoying_salman Henceforth, you shall be known as the Salman of Doubt.