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    • "I'm not an ass-engined commie Ford Falcon, I swear"
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RallyDarkstrike

      @ramblinrover YAY! ZAZes! I do love me some commie engineering. Matt Hardigree from Jalopnik got to drive one WAYYYY back when:

      I'd still prefer a 126p though πŸ˜„

    • Why is this so goddamn true?!
      Oppositelock • oldness shitposting • • Skyfire77

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      VincentMalamute

      @roadkilled said in Why is this so goddamn true?!:

      If that happens, my job should be satisfying enough to keep working there until I'm 70 or more.

      You are very lucky! My job changed so much over the 20 years I worked. I no longer enjoyed what my field became.

      Besides, my wife wants me to keep a job just to keep me out of the house. We've been married 30 years, and part of that success is not living with each other 24x7.

      😁 πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‚ I'm not married but have lived with enough girlfriends to know that I don't want to live with anyone anymore.

    • spacekraken

      Random ship-toasts
      Oppositelock • shiptoast shitposting • • spacekraken

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      Jb boin

      What a terrible troll, you already know about septante, huitante, octante and nonante.

    • Me, to random strangers: "MCMASTER-CARR IS MY FAVORITE INDUSTRIAL SUPPLIER"
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      jayvincent

      @future-next-gen-s2000-owner MSC shoutout! I was a part time second shift box-filler about a quarter-century ago in Bethpage NY for MSC, still have the tee-shirt and coffee mug around here somewhere... at the time, they were more of a tools and supplies company rather than a hardware company and they could have asked me to pay them for the joy of handling brand new tools 20hrs a week.
      @RamblinRover - I get you, amazon search is so frustrating when you are looking for tools or hardware. Almost anyone's website is better at searching, even Ebay and they don't even have naming standards! I know what I want, I know it's technical and common name, I know it's size and part number, I'll be lucky to find it on page 6 of 64 search results in amazon when sorted by "relevance!"

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    • Skyfire77

      Oh Internet, don't ever change. (MV Ever Given-tan) (NSFW)
      Oppositelock • internet meme mv ever given shitposting • • Skyfire77

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      farscythe

      @skyfire77 well shit.... guess ill need to find some other shit to hide with the easter eggs now

    • When you call into the wrong Zoom meeting
      Oppositelock • lotr shitposting star wars zoom • • Skyfire77

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      annoying_salman

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    • Paging Canadian Oppo
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting • • annoying_salman

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      @skimaro

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    • RamblinRover

      I had an unusual shopping list this morning
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RamblinRover

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    • No step on cobra chicken
      Oppositelock • shitposting tumblr • • Skyfire77

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      Zaphod's Heart of Gold

      When I was in college they had to instigate a fine for anyone caught kicking geese on campus. They were a problem.

    • About damn time!
      Oppositelock • shit post shitpost shitposting wd40 • • KingT

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      SilentbutnotreallyDeadly

      @kingt I've no idea (I don't even know who Matt Farah is). But I'll wager that the Lanox smells more manly.

    • My cologne cleans metal and frees stuck bolts...
      Oppositelock • shitposting wd40 • • Skyfire77

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      CaptDale - is secretly British

      @skyfire77 good packaging for actual WD-40 in a tool kit for a nice car

    • ToniCipriani

      Ford may be Android now, but they never forgot the Microsoft roots.
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      Roadkilled

      @tonicipriani Do they have the Active-X Box version?

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    • AdverseMartyr

      Good Question, XKCD
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      Cash Rewards

      @adversemartyr I used to play that game with my mother-in-law when she said I'm her favorite son (mother of two daughters). I'm your only son, so that makes me the best, worst, you name it.

      It holds a bit more water now that my sister-in-law is married too, though!

    • I loved their single "The Way"!
      Oppositelock • daft punk musiclopnik shitposting • • Skyfire77

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      ClassicDatsunDebate

      @skyfire77 well, this certainly is more of a β€˜curve’ ball

      Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

    • I witnessed this today, so you have to as well
      Oppositelock • cars disney pixar shitposting tumblr • • Skyfire77

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      your-boy-bjr

      @orneryduck shoulda been a VW Thing then.

    • Poor_sh

      Well, you guys just had to mention it...
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Poor_sh

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      ttyymmnn

      @poor_sh

      β€œDescending...”

      LOL

    • Our FWD hatchover with eco tires struggled to go up our icy/snowy driveway, time to trade it in for a 4Runnner
      Oppositelock • ice storm shitpost shitposting snow • • KingT

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      MM54

      I beached my fiata in my friend's driveway today. Was going to make a second run for it (almost made it the first time!) but by the time I rocked it out of the rut and got back to the road he had already walked out to the car.

      My 4runner was still at home in my own driveway!

    • bwp240

      That's a Lot of Bags
      Oppositelock • glitch in the matrix shitposting • • bwp240

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      Roadkilled

      @bwp240 That's 600 of these boxes. It could work.
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    • Crossing the memes
      Oppositelock • meme shitposting star trek tng • • Skyfire77

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    • Poor_sh

      Your First Oppositelaw as Dictator?
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      ST80MND

      @mm54 said in Your First Oppositelaw as Dictator?:

      BAN ROAD SALT

      Interesting thing, our fine city is piloting a molasses liquid on our frozen streets, to perhaps do away with road salt. They still use the salt though.

    • Also known as "Sunday"....
      Oppositelock • shitposting snowmageddon snowpocalypse texas • • Skyfire77

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      WhoIsTheLeader

      @azw123 No, just Flame Red.

    • Distraxi

      One point seven tree two
      Oppositelock • bad puns and dad jokes shitposting • • Distraxi

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      Distraxi

      @beefchips I feel like I need to find him a ladder

    • Highlander

      One downside of Facebook is the photo size limitations
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      @carsoffortlangley Fair enough. I'm hoping everything doesn't wind up on facebook here but I know a lot already is.

    • Letting The Days Go By
      Oppositelock • 80s musiclopnik shitpost shitposting talking heads • • Skyfire77

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      BicycleBuck

      @skyfire77
      ...let the water hold me down.

    • StuckMTB

      MINI Cooper Updates... still bad!
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      HammerheadFistpunch

      @stuckmtb They were always luxury items, right from the start.

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