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    • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

      Sorry, Not Sorry
      Oppositelock • shitposting mustaroette • • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

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      pip bip

      @WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 kill it with fire

    • Highlander

      When was the last time you saw a Escort ZX2?
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Highlander

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      pip bip

      @Highlander never.

    • DJ Cummerbund - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles von Dummen Fichten Mega Mix)
      Oppositelock • music.crab musiclopnik shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      @RamblinRover yikes!.png

    • pip bip

      Watchlopnik
      Oppositelock • chery watchlopnik shitposting shitpost • • pip bip

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      FourMalibus

      @ash78 said in Watchlopnik:

      When busy and moving around, I was sick of the crown getting pressed when flexing my wrist backwards.

      That happens to me on my digital watches too. Though, with 4 buttons, that'll happen regardless of which hand I put it on.

    • non-car people watching me talk cars with someone
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitposting is best posting biz markie • • RamblinRover

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      Scary

      @gamecat235 Maybe if I find a new job I'll be around Engineers. I don't ever bring up cars but I'm happy to correct people when they say some nonsensical shit. Not to be a dick but to keep them from repeating the same wrong information.

    • 5th of May
      Oppositelock • shitposting is best posting shitposting shitpost history meme • • LooseonExit

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      @pip-bip institutionalized francophobia smh

    • Assembling 1:350 scale Oerlikon mounts is bullshit.
      Oppositelock • fragments models.crab modelopnik lald swearing shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      415s30

      @ttyymmnn Yes indeed, we did that and more haha.

    • Man, the Chinese copy everything these days
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting elon musk • • KngT

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      HammerheadFistpunch

      @KngT Damn, thats good! He's even more articulate!

    • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

      April's Random Photo Dump
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

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      Darkbrador

      @WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 1472200649-paul-hollywood-head-shake.gif

    • star
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Sam Blockhan

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      RacinBob

      Starling
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    • Armith Vala

      Smart truck
      Oppositelock • tinny boi shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • Armith Vala

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      JeRC1500

      @SamV8 Wheelies when braking?

    • When Uppu calls....
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting uppu uppu memes uppuposting • • KngT

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      Taylor Martin

      @HFV said in When Uppu calls....:

      @KngT for the modern era. 0C889C04-7D0A-426C-978D-64E16281212C.jpeg
      https://www.amazon.com/ZSDD-Bluetooth-Surround-Wireless-Connection/dp/B08LPM8MQ5

      This crab is good, but have you seen the description? (Best bits italicized)

      Crab Bluetooth Speaker --- The wireless Bluetooth connection can release your phone and avoid the trouble caused by tangled earphone cords. Mobile Phone Holder Portable --- It can be used not only as a speaker, but also as a phone holder, so you can follow the TV series and eat. 360° Surround Sound --- Brand new audio functions, 360° surround sound quality and wireless Bluetooth connection can liberate your phone Cute Design --- The unique crab appearance and novel design are your fashion choices. Best service --- If you have any questions about the crab bluetooth speakers (mobile phone holder), welcome to contact us by email, we will solve your problem for you!

      That said, I need both.

    • Bloody poors
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • beefchips

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      svend

      @beefchips
      Ye', initially he did the V with palm in when he was holding a cigar (Cuban cigars that were flown in from Cuban periodically), when he was told the meaning of the palm in V, he would still use it from time to time to insult the Germans.
      Winston Churchill was gIfted a Land Rover Series I, 80" after the war.
      si-1034266.jpg_maxdim-1000_resize-yes_580x.jpg winston_churchill_land_rover_02pop.jpg

    • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

      Halo: A Confusing Docudrama
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

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    • Arch Duke Maxyenko

      Kwality
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Arch Duke Maxyenko

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      HFV

      @Arch-Duke-Maxyenko 88b66eb2-8f7a-4061-a4dc-6def6942595b-image.png

    • Today I learned there's an automotive channel called "Ausfahrt"
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting immature german • • KngT

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      zipfuel

      @Cé-hé-sin oh man I hate it when you aim for a little 1/4 Fart but accidentally Klart instead!

    • When Uppu attacks...
      Oppositelock • uppu uppu memes shitpost shitposting • • KngT

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      Mr.Ontop

      @KngT Uppu was in disguise when he cornered that guy! 75dce626-f1f0-415c-9c38-73c80840cf6b-image.png

    • KngT

      A picture you can hear
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting dogs • • KngT

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    • In light of Bloomberg's advice to eat Lentils
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • annoying_salman

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      rctothefuture

      I hear this song in my sleep from years of playing GTA VC, thanks for the reminder lol.

      Lentil soup is good eating, but not my beef replacement.

    • and now, poetry. By... Gary
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      Boxer_4

      @RamblinRover This was fun hearing live the other night. By Jonathan Davis, not Gary.

    • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

      Old? New? Why not both?
      Oppositelock • shitposting music • • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

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      svend

      @Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD
      By some accounts modern day English-English might as well be a foreign language to some Americans who moved to the U.K.. Lol.

    • I can't stop laughing at this
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting supra funny • • KngT

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      svend

      @KITT222
      Only time I've noticeably seen it is when Clarkson is poking fun at the U.S., though it's usually directed at Hammond.
      Most media I've seen whether YT, BBC, C4, 5, etc... the fact the vehicle is LHD has been a non issue and not even mentioned unless the LHD was going to be on sale in mainland Europe quite a bit sooner than the RHD model or if a RHD vehicle (Citroen Ami, Renault Espace, etc...) won't be available at all in RHD.
      Namely in like the Ami, while a RHD will never be an option, it'll still be available on sale in the U.K.
      But if you say it's more prevalent in media, I shan't argue.

    • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

      Mobile Automatic Mechanical Pneumatic Organs
      Oppositelock • shitposting music • • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

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      ttyymmnn

      @Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD

      This one has four wheels.

    • Stretcherschmitt
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RamblinRover

      @Roadkilled R.gif

    • beefchips

      Oh Duo, no!! :(
      Oppositelock • shitposting duolingo • • beefchips

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      beefchips

      @svend thank you for this invaluable information 😂

    • Poor_sh

      Birdle
      Oppositelock • shitpoll shitposting • • Poor_sh

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      Poor_sh

      @Darkbrador yeah the original meme is my favorite. It says "YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE?" lol

    • It could work...
      Oppositelock • shitposting henry j cadillac • • RamblinRover

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      Mark Tucker

      @RamblinRover Yes, but only if you follow the "baby Cadillac" idea to its ridiculous conclusion, and use a Cimarron drivetrain...

    • ...
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      i86hotdogs

      @Jawzx2 "here for a good time not a long time" put in to comics

    • Breaking News: UK special forces spotted today inside Ukraine
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting • • KngT

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      @forsweden
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    • pip bip

      Shitpost
      Oppositelock • tumblr shitposting • • pip bip

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      SilentbutnotreallyDeadly

      @pip-bip

    • KngT

      Ok I chuckled
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting memes meme • • KngT

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      @e90m3
      People we rarely hear about now: Greta Thunberg.

    • Nathan A

      Meme
      Oppositelock • shitposting is best posting shitpost shitposting memes widebody • • Nathan A

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      davesaddiction

      @ramblinrover

      COTD

    • Proposed term of art: "Stuttgart handshake"
      Oppositelock • shitposting do ye grok my jive new words • • RamblinRover

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      @amgtech As I was reading this the last sentence wrote itself in my mind. PSE is great if it's not underwater.

    • Armith Vala

      12 volts of fury.
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting snow snow day • • Armith Vala

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      @armith-vala same energy

      Tesla yoke

    • Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist

      EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I WON!
      Oppositelock • shitposting australia • • Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist

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      Bloody-the-resident-LandRover-apologist

      @pip-bip alt text

    • annoying_salman

      So my friend sent me this picture (warning: shitpost inside)
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • annoying_salman

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      Old Busted Hotness

      @annoying_salman Henceforth, you shall be known as the Salman of Doubt.

    • "unavailable due to excessive load" - as unto yo mama
      Oppositelock • shitposting yo mama • • RamblinRover

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      annoying_salman

      @just-jeepin Don't sell yourself short man. We're all happy to see your new Jeep, and looking forward to your adventures with it!

    • I imagined a new dealer-model for new car purchases
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting stealerships • • KngT

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      TheJWT

      @kingt Actually come to think of it, you'd be stupid not to take that deal, because the worst case scenario is you pay regular price for a cheap car.

      If we're being more realistic, at least 50% of the things you could win would be cosmetic items for cars you don't have.

    • Winter things have been keeping me very busy.
      Oppositelock • fiction latenight oppo midnight oil shitposting shitposting is best posting story time • • tophercrowder

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      bbg2d

      @tophercrowder This is one of the best fictional shitposts I've seen in a while, your tag game is on point.

      And I vote for number 5, but laughed my ass off at number 3

    • The Lemoned Configuration
      Oppositelock • oldies shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      Urambo Tauro

      @ramblinrover Now THAT's a Lincoln Locker!

    • Oppo Crypto and NFT when?
      Oppositelock • crypto curators nft shitpost shitposting • • KngT

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      LooseonExit

      @kingt

      Oppo crypto coin, get Elon to tweet it, retire next day.

      Someone plz help. Shitty day at work and this is a good exit strategy any that would afford me the ability to retire 13 yrs sooner. Thx.

    • The final boss of "Watch on steering wheel" pics
      Oppositelock • watchlopnik shitpost shitposting • • KngT

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      StreetsofPerth

      @kingt I like watches and I know I showed off my latest purchase the other day and it's a fairly bold design, but man, wealths have no taste and frabkly that extends to the cars too.

    • annoying_salman

      English is hard
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      Old Busted Hotness

      English makes perfect sense when you realize it was invented by Englishmen. Looking down on foreigners and colonials is a national pastime, and the easiest way to spot them is with English grammar/pronunciation.

      See: Worchestershire sauce.

    • I think Cadillac has a Celeb to sell it's big, new, and fast SUV
      Oppositelock • news celebrities cadillac shitposting late night oppo • • tophercrowder

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      Hike

      @tophercrowder can't imagine screwing up and causing a crash and out of the cars walks The Terminator lol

    • Juxtaposition - GIANT CHEESES
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      Urambo Tauro

      @highlander When I cut the cheese, the entire room becomes forbidden!

    • annoying_salman

      Start (or end) your day with a shitpost
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • annoying_salman

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      SilentbutnotreallyDeadly

      @cb
      Well...fuck. I'll just leave that here for posterity. Just in case...

    • tophercrowder

      Remember When We Had Letters To The Editor
      Oppositelock • shit post shitposting is best posting late night oppo shitposting • • tophercrowder

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      derp

      @shop-teacher nooooooooo

    • Poor_sh

      Hey!
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Poor_sh

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      gmporschenut also a fan of hondas

      @dr-zoidberg floofball

    • Confessions - you all know who you are
      Oppositelock • shitposting lego • • RamblinRover

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      Powered_By_Howard

      DSCN9828.JPG DSCN9829.JPG DSCN9830.JPG DSCN9848.JPG DSCN9849.JPG DSCN9850.JPG DSCN9851.JPG DSCN9853.JPG

      Just this so far and it's bootleg Chinese brick from Dollar Tree.

      Supposed to be a mass transit/Greyhound/charter bus stop

    • Drunky Haiku
      Oppositelock • late night shitpost poem poetry shit post shitposting haiku • • tophercrowder

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      tysmagic

      @tophercrowder idk if this a new segment or carry over from DT, but whatever it is, it gives me a giggle. Please carry on.

      *unless this a nightly thing in which case maybe the drunky part is something we can chat about, but not really my business

    • Remember when they published 'Letters to the editor'?
      Oppositelock • shit post shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • tophercrowder

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      xsnowpig

      @tophercrowder the original version of "don't read the comments, except for oppo"TM

    • DRUNKY HAIKU
      Oppositelock • poem poetry shit post shitposting shitposting is best posting haiku • • tophercrowder

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      The Compromiser

      @tophercrowder
      I like it not
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      Followed by nine more

      😉

    • reposting from replies: my Oppo posting guide for newcomers
      Oppositelock • shitposting tips and tricks oppo help • • RamblinRover

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      @ramblinrover
      This is best Oppo.

    • Remember when we had 'Letters to the editor'?
      Oppositelock • shit happens shit post shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • tophercrowder

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      Chariotoflove

      @tophercrowder
      Your first mistake was thinking Livonia has money to give you.

    • JERGEN'S STOCK PRICE EXPLODES!!
      Oppositelock • shit post shitpost shitposting shitposting is best posting • • tophercrowder

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      bbg2d

      @gettingoldercarguy HELL. YES!

    • To quote the wise Patrick Star...
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitpost shitposting is best posting • • annoying_salman

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      StuckMTB

      Welcome newcomers.
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    • RamblinRover

      Werner Herzog's Good Will Hunting: Port of Call Los Angeles
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    • Future Next Gen S2000 Owner

      Nothing of value in this post
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting • • Future Next Gen S2000 Owner

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      nerd_racing

      @future-next-gen-s2000-owner said in Nothing of value in this post:

      I just wanted to show off my truck's newest addition. It's a nice little tramp stamp. Plus a few other pictures I've take recently just for randomness.
      IMG_20211203_165047346.jpg

      Sometimes my air compressor gets a little cold and needs to come inside and warm up. The garage can be a cold and lonely place when you need a little attention. Don't tell my wife.
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      Because it's the holiday season. My eldest wanted to show Santa her picture so much she skipped the line and ran right up to him. Then patiently and with dogged determination, she waited ~35 in line without so much as peep to sit in his lap and show him. The younger gave up on focus after 5 minutes and wanted to skip the line. We had to entertain her, the youngest, for the better part of half an hour. We found Rudolph and I snagged this.
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      Salt life means road salt here.