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    • Arch Duke Maxyenko

      Ford "Re-Organizes" It's Financial Reporting Because Stonks
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      bison78

      @Arch-Duke-Maxyenko said in Ford "Re-Organizes" It's Financial Reporting Because Stonks:

      and Ford Model e (for Fuck You, Elon electric vehicles). Please treat Ford Model e as a startup and boost stocks noaw pls.

      Doesn't work unless it's a separate legal entity that is publicly traded.

    • A Former User

      OPPOafterdark
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • A Former User

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      Urambo Tauro

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    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Faster Than What Ferrari?
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitposting is best posting • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      DrDanteiii

      @2Poor_sh2Furious well, Enzo is dead, And the jeep is mostly operational.

      So unless he becomes one of those "28 days later" style fast zombies, I'm probably ok

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      What is this map showing? UPDATE
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      ranwhenparked

      @EssExTee I just figured each dot represented 500,000 people who were sick and tired of hearing from Harry & Meghan

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Singing a different tune...
      Oppositelock • shitposting shit post porsche • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      2Poor_sh2Furious

      @2Poor_sh2Furious said in Singing a different tune...:

      @ItalianJobR53 said in Singing a different tune...:

      @2Poor_sh2Furious Very nice! What does it do in the quarter mile?
      We have a friend with a Vbox so we naturally have a leaderboard:
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      I need to redo my run this year in the C5, I had little traction last year...

      No idea but I'd like to find out sometime. Based on other's results on the forums though about a 11.9

      I don't trust the math so I looked more and have seen 12.1 so lets say that.

    • Enduring Movement
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • A Former User

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      A Former User

      @Urambo-Tauro Found a blurb on this last evening but didn't investigate further. Cheers!

    • WBizarre

      Ignore this Prost
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      just-a-scratch

      @pyroholtz
      I didn't realize they expanded beyond Seattle.
      https://www.prosttavern.net/
      Of course it has been a long time since drinking a few liters of Spaten Optimator in an evening there.

    • Seems like everyone is skirting this issue. I am just gonna come out and ask...
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      Mr.Ontop

      @tophercrowder They were around, I used to day a girl who's mom had one way back when...and the problem with them is that they were only reliable in the sense that knew it was going to break down. Something different each time too!

    • Krusty Walnut

      If you have trouble shitposting...
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Krusty Walnut

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      derp

      @Urambo-Tauro said in If you have trouble shitposting...:

      Are they administered, uh... orally?

      Don't come here to get your kink fix you frickin degen

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Frunk or Froot Roll Call!
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      2Poor_sh2Furious

      @ranwhenparked trunk? Not in my thread sir.

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Pop pop!
      Oppositelock • shitpost thursday shitposting • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      Stef Schrader

      @Snakesm13 said in Pop pop!:

      @2Poor_sh2Furious

      You be the judge, when I drove them back to back it was obvious. I even liked the Macan S note better but eventually landed on that sweet V8 sound of the 14 GTS I had.

      this is the parsh I need (a V8 GTS)

    • The day of a million shitposts is nigh
      Oppositelock • math meta cake shitposting oppodometer • • nermal

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      davesaddiction

      @nermal

      https://opposite-lock.com/tags/oppodometer

    • WELCOME TO
      Oppositelock • mug full o eyes shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RamblinRover

      @Urambo-Tauro Yes. Good job on coining "mugstache".

    • KngT

      What the Truck?!!
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      facw

      @415s30 3b02eeba-05e0-4a91-a4be-de6856696650-image.png

      So not so much baseball...

      The Frick that immediately comes to my mind is steel baron Henry Frick, notable for his art museum, The Frick Collection in New York City. He's also notable because his hunting and fishing club was responsible for the substandard dam maintenance that caused the Johnstown Flood.

    • Mods are awake - post rare Canadian shitboxes
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitpost o clock • • RamblinRover

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      pip bip

      @RamblinRover Screen Shot 2023-01-19 at 11.43.55 pm.png Passport Optima

    • 3point8isgreat

      Wonderful new pizza idea!
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      Shoop

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    • Highlander

      Obvious Plant gets it
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      bbg2d

      @FourMalibus said in Obvious Plant gets it:

      @Highlander
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      Not sure those are compatible, lol.

      *Installation not included

    • Humpday Sithpost
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting dank memes star wars • • KngT

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      RamblinRover

      @KngT

    • Morning coffee needs
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      orneryduck

      Topping up right now!

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    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Cop Art Finds: 1
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      ranwhenparked

      @DrDanteiii totalled for water/flood damage? The body is fiberglass and it barely has an electrical system besides lights and ignition

    • Mr.Ontop

      Tanks a Lot
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      Mr.Ontop

      @LooseonExit I'm convinced that Werner Herzog could make a Dr. Seuss book sound ominous.

    • Arch Duke Maxyenko

      Car & Driver Calls Out Hardibird
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      @Arch-Duke-Maxyenko
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    • boop/poob
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RamblinRover

      @TheHondaBro this is classic oppo/obbo.

    • StuckMTB

      DOTS: An early prototype of the current-gen Elantra’s styling
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      415s30

      @davesaddiction I mostly like the EVs, anything that could be in an old sci fi movie is ok by me.

    • Fish McSticks

      Czech engine light
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      Vondon302

      @Fish-McSticks All of mine are Dutch or communist.

    • Grandeur, anyone?
      Oppositelock • shitposting cadillac seville • • RamblinRover

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      HFV_Junkyardin

      @RamblinRover @Ad-absurdum-per-aspera The bussle butt works better with 2 doors.

    • Tripper

      Honda Civic Owner - Final Form
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      JeepOfTheseus

      @Tripper ah it’s golden. Thank you Mrs. Tripper.

    • MST3K - United Servo Academy Chorus
      Oppositelock • mst3k shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      Skyfire77

      @RamblinRover Tjardus Greidanus is a dick, and needs to crawl out of his own ass and let them license the movie so they can give Final Sacrifice a proper release.

    • BigRigButterz

      We are living in a simulation. His name is too perfect.
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      kiltedpadre

      @BigRigButterz 593435FA-526D-467A-A15C-156DB4A145E6.jpeg

    • Slow day - posting cube cabinet
      Oppositelock • workspace shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      F

      Your Cube needs a Cube

      Matchbox Nissan Cube diecast car in packaging

    • HotWheelsAndFriedChicken

      Don't worry everybody! Your favorite Transformer is here!
      Oppositelock • shitposting transformers • • HotWheelsAndFriedChicken

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      Armith Vala

      @HotWheelsAndFriedChicken I'v seen a version of this before, but it was ripoff buzz lightyear instead of ripoff transformers.

    • Highlander

      The power was out for 3 hrs
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      DipodomysDeserti

      @ttyymmnn said in The power was out for 3 hrs:

      @flatisflat said in The power was out for 3 hrs:

      Oh look, a burning bush.

      Paging Moses. Moses to the front, please.

      It’s shabbos, gotta wait until sundown to page him.

    • pip bip

      Late arvo oppo
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    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      What even is wayfair?
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      SantaBarbarian

      @davesaddiction said in What even is wayfair?:

      @SantaBarbarian

      Like this? 🙄

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      Well that would be a great counter-example.

      My friend fell in love with these high-grade pepper mills, gorgeous build quality, that she scored an epic deal on. Her whole clan got name-designer-quality pepper mills for a holiday gift.

      Jensen, I think.

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    • F

      City Planning Oppo
      Oppositelock • watkins glen urban planning urbanism whimsy shitpost shitposting • • ForSweden

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      Tekamul

      @ForSweden Needs hay bales
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    • nerds.homer
      Oppositelock • nerd stuff shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      RamblinRover

      @Skyfire77 Chopper had a lot of workable features. Moving arms, opening flaps...

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      I love this interior
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitposting is best posting • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      @krustywantout first thing you walk in to is obviously the best

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    • All hail!
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitpost uppu uppuposting • • KngT

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      A Former User

      @EssExTee This, the important question. The nose looks like a Ferrari 308. I'd lean toward a Fiero, but the side glass doesn't seem to match. ??

    • A Former User

      Joyscrolling
      Oppositelock • joyscrolling shitposting • • A Former User

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      Just Jeepin'

      ♥ Muppets

      https://opposite-lock.com/topic/35948/underrated-musiclopnik https://opposite-lock.com/topic/37113/some-muppets-music-for-valentine-s-day
    • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

      Flying biofuel cars
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

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      awesomeaustinv

      @Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD The answer to that question depends on whether you consider horses to be cars.

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Would you prefer a hotdog or popsicle?
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitposting is best posting • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      dogisbadob

      corn dogs? 🤔

    • Eric

      10mm
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      jayvincent

      @Eric said in 10mm:

      @nickhasanexocet said in 10mm:

      @Eric If they put .9cm .8cm etc on things, people wouldn't see the . and amazon would ship you items like this:

      No, I mean you’d have sockets like this:

      7mm
      8mm
      9mm
      1cm
      11mm
      12mm
      ...
      2cm
      21mm
      ...

      And so-on.

      Although, let’s be real, the only one that should be marked cm is the 1cm, because it’s the most important size.

      you forgot the three-quarters... lol, goes right before the 2cm!

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    • I got a good deal. Also: An important question.
      Oppositelock • oil good deal shitposting be prepared • • ibRAD

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      Jarrett

      @ibRAD I don't, but I probably should.

      I usually have a stack of napkins in the glovebox though.

    • Spotted: Aston
      Oppositelock • shitposting shitposting is best posting fur face friday • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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    • Nicky Chagrin Janitor of SHIELD

      As the Charger/Challenger sail off into the sunset, a reminder
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      flatisflat

      @Nicky-Chagrin-Janitor-of-SHIELD said in As the Charger/Challenger sail off into the sunset, a reminder:

      You can still dress kind of like Han Solo

      Don't tell me what to do! Oh wait...

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Late Night Oppo Game: Updated
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      SamV8

      @Poor_sh gib lc470 pls

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Quick quiz: What did the mini do wrong?
      Oppositelock • track day bro shitposting • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      @ItalianJobR53 the vast majority are great, so the bad ones really stand out. Especially in the miata now lol they used to let me through pretty quickly in the Cayman with my exhaust valves open

    • There is only one God
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting hot weather hot • • KngT

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      SilentbutnotreallyDeadly

      @KngT
      I haven't prayed to that God for a while. I don't even have an air conditioner in this house.

      There were two window mounted jobbies but they were both ineffective due to the nature of the house itself and the fact they were ancient. So I scrapped them.

    • Life goals -go to International Harvester meetup with rebadged ZIS-150
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      @e90m3 Did you notice that the copying of the International is so complete as to include the parking light cutouts? And the accent crease on the top of the fenders?
      Given the US gave Russia an assload of Studebakers during the war, you'd have thought they'd have copied that, but I guess that was both too obviously military and too obvious.
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      OH WAIT
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAZ-51

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Thursday Track Tape
      Oppositelock • shitposting track day bro • • 2Poor_sh2Furious

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      @flatisflat I'm having a lot of fun diving into all the data I get from my racebox mini. This is just a quick screenshot but yeah I can see where to brake, turn, accelerate, etc

      Thompson 71122 S3 Data.PNG

      This is the quick data I look at between sessions though:
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    • DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
      Oppositelock • project fleet car corvette lald shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      Powered_By_Howard

      @ibRAD An antique mall I like has a whole shelf of C4 promos. I am going to go back and get a roadster soon.

    • Mr.Ontop

      Uppu is evolving
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      @Skyfire77 said in Uppu is evolving:

      the use of which is still unknown.

      Looks like he would use them to scour frying pans.

    • Where is this mythical "regular roll?"
      Oppositelock • shitposting • • AestheticsInMotion

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      I

      @Ad-absurdum-per-aspera From my own experience as a designer I agree: the most insignificant thing you can think of has many hours of thought put into it.

    • Future Next Gen S2000 Owner

      Best Caption Wins
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      @pip-bip Nope.

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Caption This!
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      @john-norris that was my first thought but jeez I get missing the flag at the station in the main turns but the straight? I saw it the instant I had passed pit-in with like 100m still to go before the start/finish and he wasn't on the straight yet by that point. We're in advanced, i expect better, especially if he didn't see the flag he still should have recognized what was going on when the whole pack bunched up at a leisurely pace.

    • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

      Too Good Not To Share
      Oppositelock • shitposting cadillac • • WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4

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      pyroholtz

      @WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTInowA4 talk about family hauler!

    • :confounded:
      Oppositelock • unnecessarycarshoppingwithramblin i would name it bubsy shitposting do emotes work in titles • • RamblinRover

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      Taylor Martin

      @AkioOhtori Tactical gas guzzling

    • I feel personally attacked by this meme
      Oppositelock • shitpost shitposting travel colorado meme memes • • KngT

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      SantaBarbarian

      @Sovande said in I feel personally attacked by this meme:

      @i86hotdogs Good news is that it's hard to out-shitty Cleveland!

    • MANIMAL
      Oppositelock • manimal rowr shitposting • • RamblinRover

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      TypicallyNormal

      @RamblinRover The text: MANIMAL

      My brain: MANUAL

    • 2Poor_sh2Furious

      Is this a classic Datsun still? Let's debate.
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      ClassicDatsunDebate

      @Poor_sh
      Love that title 🙂
      That would be about right for a good (not rusted and repaired) frame and good straight complete body, especially on the east coast…as 90% of the remaining Roadsters are in California.
      If that was a 67.5 Frame and body, it would be worth substantially more, because of the rarity. Only 550 or so 67.5 Roadsters were made, and they can fetch well above $50k in good shape.