@bicyclebuck Probably a good call. I did commercial insurance for four years. It had some really cool moments but overall it is a pretty crummy industry. My favorite phrase from trade shows/conferences was how to overcome insurance industry's image as "stale, pale and male". They've got a seriously aging workforce.
@pip-bip Many years ago, Gary Larson put out a book that included some of his cartoons that were rejected because they were too offensive or just too much of a product of a twisted mind. It's good to see that he finally gets to let his full creativity out. I must also have a sick mind because I kind of like the tractor falling on the farmer.
@ibrad I've only used a gun once, like 25 years ago, and even I know that you're supposed to treat it like it's always loaded. Don't ever point it at something you don't want dead. You'd think cracking it Upen and clearing the chamber would have been the first reaction...
You want to wait a couple minutes first (while controlling the muzzle direction of course). If it's going to fire it will do so whether or not its in the chamber!