"Time to hit the open road -- just don't get hit! Want to feel the wind in your remaining hair? No? Don't worry, you'll barely notice it over the air conditioner. See America's finest destinations, from Sturgis to Daytona Beach and back to Sturgis. If that gay little Miata isn't always the answer (except for your chiropractor), then maybe it's time to consider the Stallion!"
This is why I quit marketing...
